great quotes regarding women
I am going to get so much flack for this.
" Women are cursed, and men are the proof." - Rosanne Barr
" Women, can't live with 'em... That's it" - Al Bundy
" Women, can't live with them... pass the beer nuts." - Norm (from CHEERS)
" Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits." - Emo Phillips
" My father told me, do not try to understand women, they are a breed apart and make no sense." - Daniel Day Lewis THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS
" Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself." - Mae West
" Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition" - Timothy Leary
" Women should be obscene and not heard" - Groucho Marx
" Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
" Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind." - Kay Ingram
" Why can't they invent something for us to marry instead of WOMEN?" - Fred Flinstone
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri." - Douglas Adams.
Okay so the last one wasn't necessarily about women but you've got to give me at least one DA quote.
" Women are cursed, and men are the proof." - Rosanne Barr
" Women, can't live with 'em... That's it" - Al Bundy
" Women, can't live with them... pass the beer nuts." - Norm (from CHEERS)
" Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits." - Emo Phillips
" My father told me, do not try to understand women, they are a breed apart and make no sense." - Daniel Day Lewis THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS
" Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself." - Mae West
" Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition" - Timothy Leary
" Women should be obscene and not heard" - Groucho Marx
" Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
" Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind." - Kay Ingram
" Why can't they invent something for us to marry instead of WOMEN?" - Fred Flinstone
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri." - Douglas Adams.
Okay so the last one wasn't necessarily about women but you've got to give me at least one DA quote.
posted by A Concerned Citizen at 2:39 PM
2 Comments:
Fred Flinstone's was my favorite.
I realize that if men lived their lives by the Tao of Fred Flintstone, we would be much happier... We would be alone and women would want nothing to do with us, but I think that we would be really really happy.
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