It's a wonderful make believe life
So I decided to see if there were any angels out there that were looking to earn their wings and I wished that I was never born, to help them out you see, and lo and behold one appeared.
She, yes she, see being never born was already looking better then having been born as now I had a beautiful woman trying to bring my spirits up and make me see how great my life is/was.
*Que trumpet/flute music* *Fade to black* *Fade in*
Ext. Service High School Anchorage, Alaska -
Angel - Teaspoon, first I am going to show you how different your high school would have been if you had never been born.
Me - Sorry babe but you are barking up the wrong tree, I did home school through my high school years.
Angel - Oh. Are you sure?
Me - pretty sure, but I did have a friend that went here.
Angel - see that is why I brought you here.
Me - okay show me what you've got.
*My friend Graham is walking down the halls, a girl on each arm and the other students cheering as he passes by*
Angel - umm okay I don't know how... but I am sure that his life is worse off because you were not born.
Me - Sure chica whatever you say.
Angel - okay let's try somewhere else.
To be continued...
She, yes she, see being never born was already looking better then having been born as now I had a beautiful woman trying to bring my spirits up and make me see how great my life is/was.
*Que trumpet/flute music* *Fade to black* *Fade in*
Ext. Service High School Anchorage, Alaska -
Angel - Teaspoon, first I am going to show you how different your high school would have been if you had never been born.
Me - Sorry babe but you are barking up the wrong tree, I did home school through my high school years.
Angel - Oh. Are you sure?
Me - pretty sure, but I did have a friend that went here.
Angel - see that is why I brought you here.
Me - okay show me what you've got.
*My friend Graham is walking down the halls, a girl on each arm and the other students cheering as he passes by*
Angel - umm okay I don't know how... but I am sure that his life is worse off because you were not born.
Me - Sure chica whatever you say.
Angel - okay let's try somewhere else.
To be continued...
posted by A Concerned Citizen at 1:09 PM
2 Comments:
Good stuff! Shall we comment now or when it's finished?
(I was under the impression opposite sex human/angel pairings were banned after the 1962 incident in Vegas known only as The Dean Martin Debacle. To this day heaven refuses to officially admit it occurred.)
You may comment as you would like. This will most likely be a running thread over the next several days/weeks.
Also LF you are correct that opposite sex human/angel pairings are highly discouraged, Heaven will not come out and officailly ban it as that would be admiting that the incident happened. And I brought this point up with my angel. Her response was that they are willing to make exceptions in really pathetic cases.
As you may guess this answer did not do much to raise my self-esteem.
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