Girlfriend
So I have been single for awhile now, meaning that I broke up with my last girlfriend back in 2003, man I am going on 2 years now.
Anyways most of my time since then has been taken up with work and I have not had a lot of attention on getting/having another girlfriend. But funny enough the majority of my friends are really worried about it for me. About a month after I broke up with my last girlfriend, one of my friends was asking me when I was going to get a girl. He has this thing about me being single it seems.
So the other day another one of my friends (a woman) asked me what I was looking for in a girlfriend. After a lot of thought I responded with: A stomach, a spleen, 2 lungs, 2 kidneys, etc., I thought that you know was pretty unsuperficial of me you know. I was just looking for a girl that had all of her major organs in place. Is that so wrong? My friend didn't appreciate my answer that much, telling me that I was being bias/prejudice against those women that have lost their appendix, or only had one kidney.
But in all seriousness, no matter what anyone says, men or women, looks matter. I cannot tell you how many times I have been told by my above friend how superficial men are and women are not nearly that into looks and I say bullshit. I am not saying that for women all the men that they wind up dating are really handsome, but for the most part if there is not a physical attraction then women are not going to go up to the guy with the intention of dating him same as men to women.
Before you get all upset I said a physical attraction not that the person is necessarily attractive to everyone. Some guys like the heavy girls, and some girls like the scrawny pale white guys. And so forth, but we each, men and women have our standards. When I hear from some chick or some guy say how looks aren't the most important thing I cry a little bit of bullshit, they may not be the MOST important but they are up there.
The reason that I don't have a girlfriend right now is just because Jessica biel is not returning my calls, but she will. See looks don't matter to me.
Anyways most of my time since then has been taken up with work and I have not had a lot of attention on getting/having another girlfriend. But funny enough the majority of my friends are really worried about it for me. About a month after I broke up with my last girlfriend, one of my friends was asking me when I was going to get a girl. He has this thing about me being single it seems.
So the other day another one of my friends (a woman) asked me what I was looking for in a girlfriend. After a lot of thought I responded with: A stomach, a spleen, 2 lungs, 2 kidneys, etc., I thought that you know was pretty unsuperficial of me you know. I was just looking for a girl that had all of her major organs in place. Is that so wrong? My friend didn't appreciate my answer that much, telling me that I was being bias/prejudice against those women that have lost their appendix, or only had one kidney.
But in all seriousness, no matter what anyone says, men or women, looks matter. I cannot tell you how many times I have been told by my above friend how superficial men are and women are not nearly that into looks and I say bullshit. I am not saying that for women all the men that they wind up dating are really handsome, but for the most part if there is not a physical attraction then women are not going to go up to the guy with the intention of dating him same as men to women.
Before you get all upset I said a physical attraction not that the person is necessarily attractive to everyone. Some guys like the heavy girls, and some girls like the scrawny pale white guys. And so forth, but we each, men and women have our standards. When I hear from some chick or some guy say how looks aren't the most important thing I cry a little bit of bullshit, they may not be the MOST important but they are up there.
The reason that I don't have a girlfriend right now is just because Jessica biel is not returning my calls, but she will. See looks don't matter to me.
posted by A Concerned Citizen at 10:34 AM
4 Comments:
Ah... I wish I was working on the DVD for Blade III. Can't win 'em all!
You need to channel classic movies and get in giant argument with your friend, yelling back and forth, it's really escalating - then you roughly kiss her. For a moment she returns it, then slaps you, hard. Glares at you for a beat, then lunges and roughly kisses you!
Camera slowly pulls out the window.
Don't let's be silly. Of course looks matter. But people always give other people flak for saying that sense of humor is at the top of the list, and I take issue with that. If a man doesn't think I'm funny, looks really don't matter, because there consequently is no physical attraction.
And you're right, the most irritating thing about being single (at least while the sun's up) is other people's obsession with your singleness. Especially when your social group is as heavily coupled as mine is. But if I learned anything from the Setup Brian fiasco, it's that you should never let your friends pick your dates. Unless you're really, really desperate.
I think Teaspoon is right, looks matter alot......smell does to though, I'm a right dandy looker, but I smell like wiskey vomit and old socks. Needless to say I am rather single.
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