It a wonderful make-believe life II
Continued from before.
So my angel, who guess what, is actually named Angelica. Don't laugh or make fun. Trust me you don't want to do that.
So Angelica had just finished showing me how me never being born made my friend Graham's life so much "worse", but even with that failed attempt she was bound and determined to show me how me being born was better for the people in my life and that is how I found myself outside a small private school somewhere in the La La land county. I think that it is worth mentioning that during this "time" I would have been 11. Angelica said something about time being fluid and all this crap, basically she messed up and should have taken me here before the high school but we shall digress.
EXT - Private school. - there are about 16 kids playing soccer on the field next to the building.
Angelica - See Teaspoon look at how much you having never been born has affected those children.
Me - I see a bunch of my friends playing soccer and looking like they are having fun.
Angelica - Yes, but without you there playing goalie for them what would have been your side is losing by a goal more then if you had been here.
Me - We're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel here aren't we?
Angelica - Yes. *bows her head down in shame*
Me - Got anything else.
Angelica - I am so sorry I mean I am trying to show you how great your life was and I am not doing a good job of that at all *starts crying softly* I am really a terrible angel and I won't ever get my wings *cries more*
Me - (great now I have a depressed angel on my hands what the hell am I supposed to do with that?) Now now Angelica, I mean so you have struck out twice in a row, and I mean really badly. *more crying on her part* But hey let's give it another try you know what they say, third times the charm.
Angelica - *sniffling* okay yeah I mean really how boring and meaningless can your life have been?
Me - Nice one *rolling my eyes*
Angelica - What???
Me - Nothing
- PAUSE -
Sorry I need to go to the bathroom, you know call of the wild and all. (Damn shouldn't have ate that chilli last night.)
So my angel, who guess what, is actually named Angelica. Don't laugh or make fun. Trust me you don't want to do that.
So Angelica had just finished showing me how me never being born made my friend Graham's life so much "worse", but even with that failed attempt she was bound and determined to show me how me being born was better for the people in my life and that is how I found myself outside a small private school somewhere in the La La land county. I think that it is worth mentioning that during this "time" I would have been 11. Angelica said something about time being fluid and all this crap, basically she messed up and should have taken me here before the high school but we shall digress.
EXT - Private school. - there are about 16 kids playing soccer on the field next to the building.
Angelica - See Teaspoon look at how much you having never been born has affected those children.
Me - I see a bunch of my friends playing soccer and looking like they are having fun.
Angelica - Yes, but without you there playing goalie for them what would have been your side is losing by a goal more then if you had been here.
Me - We're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel here aren't we?
Angelica - Yes. *bows her head down in shame*
Me - Got anything else.
Angelica - I am so sorry I mean I am trying to show you how great your life was and I am not doing a good job of that at all *starts crying softly* I am really a terrible angel and I won't ever get my wings *cries more*
Me - (great now I have a depressed angel on my hands what the hell am I supposed to do with that?) Now now Angelica, I mean so you have struck out twice in a row, and I mean really badly. *more crying on her part* But hey let's give it another try you know what they say, third times the charm.
Angelica - *sniffling* okay yeah I mean really how boring and meaningless can your life have been?
Me - Nice one *rolling my eyes*
Angelica - What???
Me - Nothing
- PAUSE -
Sorry I need to go to the bathroom, you know call of the wild and all. (Damn shouldn't have ate that chilli last night.)
posted by A Concerned Citizen at 11:16 AM
1 Comments:
Here's some good advice: preemptively strike diahrrea with a couple of Pepto chewables before eating chili.
Your BMs will be most pleasant. Let the Pepto and the spicy food duke it out while you relax in comfort.
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