It's a guy thing
So I was working out in Phoenix and on the second day of 2 days of school that I had out there it was raining like a sonovabitch. And 3 inches of standing water and motorcycles don't mix really well.
So seeing that there was nothing that I could do about the weather or anything for the school until I knew if we were going to try and run or not, I decided to talk to a cute (female) paramedic. One of the many perks of my job. Anyway she is parked a long way away from the rest of the people that were just hanging out.
I get into a bit of banter with her, both of us seeming to feel each other out. Then all of a sudden another guy who works for my company comes up and frickin cock-blocks me. I mean physically moved in between me and the paramedic. Dude you just don't do that. So I leave to go and check on something that I needed to and the guy follows me back, so it wasn't even if he was trying to work something with her.
Then when we had to call the day as it just wasn't going to be able to be done. I went to talk to her again. and just as I get into my groove there the guy is again right at my elbow. I mean he came up like a frickin ninja, he wasn't there and then he was there. And again no good reason for him to be there. I just gave up. Cock-blocked not once but twice, with the same girl, by the same guy in ONE DAY!!!!! Aaaaarrrgh.
He is lucky that I am non-violent, that is all I have to say.
So seeing that there was nothing that I could do about the weather or anything for the school until I knew if we were going to try and run or not, I decided to talk to a cute (female) paramedic. One of the many perks of my job. Anyway she is parked a long way away from the rest of the people that were just hanging out.
I get into a bit of banter with her, both of us seeming to feel each other out. Then all of a sudden another guy who works for my company comes up and frickin cock-blocks me. I mean physically moved in between me and the paramedic. Dude you just don't do that. So I leave to go and check on something that I needed to and the guy follows me back, so it wasn't even if he was trying to work something with her.
Then when we had to call the day as it just wasn't going to be able to be done. I went to talk to her again. and just as I get into my groove there the guy is again right at my elbow. I mean he came up like a frickin ninja, he wasn't there and then he was there. And again no good reason for him to be there. I just gave up. Cock-blocked not once but twice, with the same girl, by the same guy in ONE DAY!!!!! Aaaaarrrgh.
He is lucky that I am non-violent, that is all I have to say.
2 Comments:
That ninja dude must be queer. Watch your backside. Because he is.
I have connections with the Hollywood Gay Mafia. Do you want him offed or seriously violated?
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