From the FoUK

• Peanuts are niether a pea nor a nut.
• If Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, what is the grumpiest?
• Why is plausable deniablility so unplausable some times.
• I think that dating should be like job interviews:
  Man's resume to a woman:
  Education:
  Employment:
  Dating Experience:
  Relationship with family:
  Sport watching tendencies:
  Woman's resume to a man:
  Skills/hobbies (sexual):
• Cat's are evil evil evil (there are exceptions to this rule)
• World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game, World of Warcraft is not real it is just a game.
• Excuse me I have to go and play World of Warcraft...